phoenixyfriend:

vreliskriri:

Hi people. As the boy billionaire has bought the birdsite and corporate accounts joke about moving to Tumblr, I kindly ask y'all to give the brands the treatment they deserve: silence.

Make your own posts if you wanna post bugass but do NOT engage the brands. Gaslight, gatekeep and girlboss. In containment they will wither.

#dont kung pow penis them don’t bugass them don’t L + ratio them. don’t interact with them at all (via @aropride)

your-local-bambi-lesbian:

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

nerdlingwrites:

funnytwittertweets:

While using violent methods to stop the villain.

vimbry:

nearly 30 years I’ve lived and I’ll constantly be surprised by the moon when it’s night. I just caught it really large and yellow through the trees and went “good god is that the moon”

akatsukii:

Takane Enomoto

kounterintuitivee:

shadow-wizard-moneygang:

knickerbocker-kickaround:

shadow-wizard-moneygang:

5afteynotguaranteed:

Sure, but the food is going to fuckin slap your tits off

It absolutely will not. Slop is slop.

Your mother slopped me good and hard through my jorts

You fucking killed him

mother2:

niintendo:

i show up to the party in these. everyone loves me

egberts:

malianeye:

slopmaster9000:

thinking about how my history teacher was talking about the french revolution one time and he wrote “bourgeoisie” on the board and said raise your hand if you think you can pronounce this and i raised my hand and he looked at the hammer and sickle pin on my backpack and said “ill come back to you”

majorasnightmare:

mossworm:

oh….. so that’s what it was….ah